* I've got the site. I just forgot it at home.

* The dog ate my homework.

* The phase of the moon isn't just right.

* Aliens have been experimenting on me.

* It's here. You just can't see it.

* My computer is solar powered and it's been cloudy.

* I didn't know anyone would *actually* look at this page.

* I'll have it tomorrow.

* I can't release it until it's checked by the National Security Agency.

* What site?

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